Glenn at the pet store

Nona and Glenn were the coolest hippie couple in St. Landry Parish.  One day they went to Doral's Pet Store. Doral's was the top of the line pet shop in the area.  They were walking around the shop and everytime Glenn walked by the parrot it would say "Pet Me".  Even though there was a large sign on the cage saying "Don't pet me parrot", Glenn could not resist.  As he reached for the cage the parrot started squalling and yelling "Help POLICE HELP POLICE.  Glenn said he could hear Nona cackling from across the store.